山临绝顶 发表于 2007-10-22 09:14

MM好色的十种表现

1、最喜欢出入那些有大副男模照片的服装专卖店和手机专营店等，对货架上的商品匆匆扫过，视线却在男模的广告宣传画上停留五秒钟以上。

　　2、对待一部电影或电视剧，好看与不好看的判定标准就是演员中有没有帅哥，帅气到什么样的程度以及帅哥的数量。

　　3、对于新来却未谋面的男同事，最感兴趣的不是他的学历、水平和能力，而是在想他究竟是个什么样子呢，然后暗暗祈祷他是一个帅哥。

　　4、在聚会中，如果发现有陌生的帅哥，马上就会变得十分有亲和力，想方设法让他主动跟你搭讪，如果他没有，就会非常懊恼伤心。

　　5、一个人逛街的时候眼神处游离状态，总是从一个帅哥转移到另一个帅哥，如果发现街上一个帅哥都看不到，会打电话给朋友发牢骚：逛街真无聊。

　　6、对一个异性发表观点的时候，首先会说这个男人长得如何如何，再是其它，当然，当这个人长得实在不咋地时，也都懒得再说其他了。

　　7、和人打交道时，会根据他的相貌进行敏感的语言划分，同一句话在帅哥嘴里出来时就觉得是幽默，而从青蛙嘴里出来时会觉得就是耍贫。

　　8、不管在什么样的场合看到帅哥，都会在很短的时间内运用女人非凡的思维想象着和他牵手、拍拖、结婚、生子直至老去。

　　9、在bbs上看到一段非常有感觉的文字就会想象着作者的模样，当见面时发现对方一点也不帅时，就会失望得要命，觉得那些文字一定是他剽窃来的。

　　10、只要听到有帅哥这个词出现就会非常兴奋，如果他是明星， 会像fans一样打听他拍哪部片子，出什么专辑，如果他是生活中的某人，便会像居委会大妈一样不停的打听他的名字、年龄、地址和婚否状况。

　　数数看，如果你占了其中三条以上，那么恭喜你，你已经成了好色女子的一列了。

夏天的风 发表于 2007-10-22 09:15

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东篱 发表于 2007-10-22 10:12

夏天风~你发的是个海豚?

美术姐姐 发表于 2007-10-22 10:22

我喜欢看美女，喜欢逛西武之类的商场，目光游离，始终在穿着时髦气质不凡身材火辣的各年龄层次女性身上徘徊

东篱 发表于 2007-10-22 10:25

引用第3楼美术姐姐于2007-10-22 10:22发表的 :
我喜欢看美女，喜欢逛西武之类的商场，目光游离，始终在穿着时髦气质不凡身材火辣的各年龄层次女性身上徘徊
嗯~色的有水准~

美术姐姐 发表于 2007-10-22 10:26

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东篱 发表于 2007-10-22 10:32

引用第5楼美术姐姐于2007-10-22 10:26发表的 :
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嘿嘿~~这又是看着谁了....

杨柳岸 发表于 2007-10-22 12:15

好色这词慢慢的成了褒义词了！也不知道是进步了还是疯狂了！

舒秀桃 发表于 2007-10-22 12:21

　　4、在聚会中，如果发现有陌生的帅哥，马上就会变得十分有亲和力，想方设法让他主动跟你搭讪，如果他没有，就会非常懊恼伤心。

好几年前，貌似如此
嘿，灌水，

雪落下的声音 发表于 2007-10-22 12:32

呵 7楼发的好色女子
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