武林外传 搞笑台词
<h4 class=\"TextColor1\" id=\"subjcns!EFD40F5ED3223288!140\" style=\"MARGIN-BOTTOM: 0px\">武林外传搞笑台词</h4><div id=\"msgcns!EFD40F5ED3223288!140\"><div><p><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\" size=\"3\"></font></span> </p><p><font size=\"3\"><span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">1.</font></span></span><span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体\">吕秀才：清风明月挠我心，还是抠我心吧！（问老板娘）还有什么词？</span></span></font><span lang=\"EN-US\"><br /></span><span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体\"><font size=\"3\"> </font></span></span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><br /></span><span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体\"><font size=\"3\"> 老板娘：偷我心！</font></span></span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><br /></span><span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体\"><font size=\"3\"> </font></span></span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><br /></span><span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体\"><font size=\"3\"> 吕秀才：对呀！清风明月偷我心！</font></span></span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><br /></span><span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体\"><font size=\"3\"> </font></span></span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><br /></span><font size=\"3\"><span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体\"> </span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">2.</font></span></span><span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体\">盗神：有你这么做贼的吗？偷了东西还帮人收拾屋子。</span></span></font><span lang=\"EN-US\"><br /></span><span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体\"><font size=\"3\"> </font></span></span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><br /></span><span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体\"><font size=\"3\"> 盗圣（白）：那不收拾能行吗？人家要跟踪脚印追呢？</font></span></span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><br /></span><span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体\"><font size=\"3\"> </font></span></span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><br /></span><span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体\"><font size=\"3\"> 盗神：东西到手了，你玩几天还给人家送回去？</font></span></span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><br /></span><span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体\"><font size=\"3\"> </font></span></span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><br /></span><span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体\"><font size=\"3\"> 盗圣：不送回去能行么？你丢东西不着急啊！</font></span></span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><br /></span><span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体\"><font size=\"3\"> </font></span></span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><br /></span><font size=\"3\"><span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体\"> </span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">3.</font></span></span><span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体\">李大嘴他娘：我吃的盐比你吃的米还多呢！</span></span></font><span lang=\"EN-US\"><br /></span><span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体\"><font size=\"3\"> </font></span></span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><br /></span><span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体\"><font size=\"3\"> 李大嘴：那是您口重！</font></span></span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><br /></span><span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体\"><font size=\"3\"> </font></span></span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><br /></span><span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体\"><font size=\"3\"> 李大嘴他娘：我过的桥比你走的路还多呢！</font></span></span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><br /></span><span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体\"><font size=\"3\"> </font></span></span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><br /></span><span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体\"><font size=\"3\"> 李大嘴：那是我懒得动！</font></span></span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><br /></span><span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体\"><font size=\"3\"> </font></span></span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><br /></span><font size=\"3\"><span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体\"> </span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">4.</font></span></span><span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体\">郭芙蓉夸邢捕头：真是堪称七侠镇的一霸！</span></span></font><span lang=\"EN-US\"><br /></span><span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体\"><font size=\"3\"> </font></span></span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><br /></span><span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体\"><font size=\"3\"> 李大嘴：那一妈是谁啊？</font></span></span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><br /></span><span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体\"><font size=\"3\"> </font></span></span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><br /></span><font size=\"3\"><span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体\"> </span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">5.</font></span></span><span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体\">老板娘：一个女人的幸福就是嫁一个男人，侍候他一生。</span></span></font><span lang=\"EN-US\"><br /></span><span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体\"><font size=\"3\"> </font></span></span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><br /></span><span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体\"><font size=\"3\"> 郭芙蓉：为什么不是他侍候我一生？</font></span></span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><br /></span><span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体\"><font size=\"3\"> </font></span></span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><br /></span><span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体\"><font size=\"3\"> 老板娘：知道你为什么嫁不出去了吧。</font></span></span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><br /></span><span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体\"><font size=\"3\"> </font></span></span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><br /></span><font size=\"3\"><span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体\"> </span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">6.</font></span></span><span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体\">（教画画的）老师：这是李逵？</span></span></font><span lang=\"EN-US\"><br /></span><span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体\"><font size=\"3\"> </font></span></span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><br /></span><span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体\"><font size=\"3\"> 莫小贝：不，这是张飞。</font></span></span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><br /></span><span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体\"><font size=\"3\"> </font></span></span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><br /></span><span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体\"><font size=\"3\"> 老师：哦，这个呢？</font></span></span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><br /></span><span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体\"><font size=\"3\"> </font></span></span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><br /></span><span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体\"><font size=\"3\"> 莫小贝：岳飞。</font></span></span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><br /></span><span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体\"><font size=\"3\"> </font></span></span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><br /></span><span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体\"><font size=\"3\"> 老师：这个呢？</font></span></span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><br /></span><span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体\"><font size=\"3\"> </font></span></span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><br /></span><span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体\"><font size=\"3\"> 莫小贝：王菲。</font></span></span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><br /></span><span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体\"><font size=\"3\"> </font></span></span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><br /></span><span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体\"><font size=\"3\"> 众人：王菲是干啥的？</font></span></span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><br /></span><span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体\"><font size=\"3\"> </font></span></span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><br /></span><span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体\"><font size=\"3\"> 一群众演员：唱歌的！</font></span></span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><br /></span><span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体\"><font size=\"3\"> </font></span></span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><br /></span><font size=\"3\"><span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体\"> </span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">7.</font></span></span><span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体\">老白：去，整本《挪威的森林》来看看。</span></span></font><span lang=\"EN-US\"><br /></span><span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体\"><font size=\"3\"> </font></span></span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><br /></span><span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体\"><font size=\"3\"> 秀才：拜托，这是什么年代，哪有那么小资的书看。</font></span></span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><br /></span><span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体\"><font size=\"3\"> </font></span></span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><br /></span><span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体\"><font size=\"3\"> 老白：没有你不会写啊？</font></span></span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><br /></span><span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体\"><font size=\"3\"> </font></span></span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><br /></span><font size=\"3\"><span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体\"> </span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">8.</font></span></span><span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体\">秀才：子曾经曰过：</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">“</font></span></span><span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体\">来而不往非礼也。</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">”</font></span></span></font><span lang=\"EN-US\"><br /></span><span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体\"><font size=\"3\"> </font></span></span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><br /></span><span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体\"><font size=\"3\"> 大嘴：哦，所以你就非礼她？</font></span></span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><br /></span><span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体\"><font size=\"3\"> </font></span></span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><br /></span><font size=\"3\"><span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体\"> </span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">9.</font></span></span><span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体\">秀才：为何不让我写春节对联。</span></span></font><span lang=\"EN-US\"><br /></span><span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体\"><font size=\"3\"> </font></span></span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><br /></span><span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体\"><font size=\"3\"> 老板娘：你的字太干太瘦，不喜庆，留着清明时写吧。</font></span></span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><br /></span><span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体\"><font size=\"3\"> </font></span></span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><br /></span><font size=\"3\"><span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体\"> </span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">10.</font></span></span><span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体\">老板娘：你的目标是啥？</span></span></font><span lang=\"EN-US\"><br /></span><span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体\"><font size=\"3\"> </font></span></span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><br /></span><span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体\"><font size=\"3\"> 郭芙蓉：做一个盖世女侠。</font></span></span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><br /></span><span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体\"><font size=\"3\"> </font></span></span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><br /></span><span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体\"><font size=\"3\"> 老板娘：那么远提它干啥呢，说个近的。</font></span></span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><br /></span><span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体\"><font size=\"3\"> </font></span></span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><br /></span><span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体\"><font size=\"3\"> 郭芙蓉：涨工钱。</font></span></span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><br /></span><span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体\"><font size=\"3\"> </font></span></span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><br /></span><span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体\"><font size=\"3\"> 老板娘：这个比前一个还远。</font></span></span></p></div></div> 呵呵喜欢看
搞笑 好完啊！！！ 搞笑片的经典。 忽忽................. 说实话，《武林外传》边写边拍，并且开始也没有寄予太大的愿望，却还能拍到那个样子，真算不容易，里面有和多写得很成功的地方。 我家小孩最爱看 武林外传很好看,我都喜欢! 我也很喜欢看武林外传~~~太搞笑了
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